Happy Valentine's Day!

From ThisMeansWhatWhy and DC Comics

  

Love the cards, hate some of the captions.

Countdown to Christmas 12/24/12 - Toys for the Holidays!

Even though I want everything is this ad, there are a couple items that jump out at me.

"The maniacal Mangler actually eats your favorite superhero and spits him out - flat!" What?! Is this from an actual comic, or just some crazy toy? 

Why does the Wonder Woman action figure look like Conan in drag? 

Himp Day Heroics with Hostess Cakes

"An Arrow in Time" 
    Starring Green Arrow 

Hostess Fruit Pies have a proven calming effect in near death situations.